HOLY FUCKING SHIT - funniest shit ever

This made my day. I’ve made some seriously pathetic moves on women in my time but this just taaaaakes the cake.

ohno-polio:

Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;

sauce

(Source: deathofadeity)